Where are my Friends?

Being a currently unemployed gamer I often find myself pining for a game of Halo when my friends are all at work or in bed meaning I have to go into the scary world of matchmaking on my lonesome. As you all know annoying things can happen when you don’t have good team-mates to watch your back and help you in objective games. Safe to say there is more than 5 things that annoy me but I thought I’d tell you my personal gripes.

5. No Support


This one is a little petty but when your used to playing with good team-mates you know where they go and what they do so when you play by yourself its like losing a limb. You have to be extra careful to watch angles that you don’t usually have to. I really suffer from this in the Pit when I setup on snipe tower, I’m so used to my team-mates calling out positions and locking down rockets that I never watch my back. There’s nothing worse than being jumped by 3 guys in your own spawn.

4.Awful Hog Drivers


Ever been left in the middle of nowhere with no one to shoot at? Ever been driven straight through the front door of the base in Standoff in your nice shiny Gauss Hog? If yes then you’ve been at the victim of mindless hog drivers, even worse than bad gunners. Countless times I have been denied a big multi kill by the actions of a suicidal driver hoping to get a one in a million splatter.

3. Quitters


There is quite a few variations of quitters and every one of them pisses me off. Either they quit out because their favourite map gets vetoed or they leave as soon as you go a flag score down usually guaranteeing your imminent defeat. I don’t get why they don’t just play it out? If your gonna lose then just take it like a Spartan, by quitting out your just losing Exp so surely a defeat is better than losing your hard earned Exp? Personally some of the best games I have ever played have been epic comebacks, think of all the glorious wins your missing out on, stupid…

2. Unfair Matchmaking


Unfair matchmaking may be a bit of a harsh term but when you get partied up with a lieutenant and his two simple minded thumb less guests against an organised team of Brigs and generals then you do wonder if Bungie is out to get you. The above picture was a game of BTB I played a while back, one of many times it has happened on my favourite playlist.
I remember coming against a party of 8 players who were ridiculously good. I promptly submitted negative feedback for being too good (I’m a pussy, I know) and went off to get some food. I came back about 15 minutes later to be partied against them again and to make the situation worse, four of my team-mates quit out in fear of their scary ranks. This would have been fine if they had just quickly won the game of Neutral Assault on Rats Nest but nooo they proceeded to destroy us for 20 minutes rather than just score the bomb and end the game.
I tried to fight back but there is not a lot you can do when you can barely get 3 steps off the spawn. The worst thing about the whole experience was the fact that I could not even give them negative feedback for being assholes…I’m sorry to say this but Why Bungie? Why? (I love you really guys <3)

1.Betrayers!!!


GRRAAGHHH!! Phew, got that out if my system. The above picture just invoked a wave of fury in me. Nothing worse in Halo then people betraying you for a power weapon that they were too slow to get their hands on. Is it my fault I’m faster than you? Did you ask for the weapon? No? Well piss off then! Its such a childish and immature act that completely ruins the game for the player that gets betrayed. If…sorry, when this happens to me, and it always does, I make it my number one mission to hunt the little bitch down and destroy him. I don’t care about the weapon or if I get booted its purely an act of revenge. You cant beat the instant revenge of no scoping the team-mate who’s trying to betray you, such a satisfying feeling.

Fell free to leave comments about your personal hates, I’m sure there are HUNDREDS I have missed!

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4 thoughts on “Where are my Friends?

  1. I’m going to have to say, as much as I love Bungie, sometimes their matchmaking of skill levels sucks big time!!
    I don’t play much Halo 3 anymore and one of the main reasons is being thrown into games with people of a much higher rank/skill level.

    It’s very off putting when you just want to have a fun game with friends and you’re getting spawn killed or betrayed because your team mates don’t think you’re good enough to wield a “power weapon”

    But then, the second thing I mentioned is more of a LIVE problem, people forget that they once learned how to play these games and they badmouth “n00bs” who are only doing what they would’ve done upon the games release.

  2. I’m going to have to say, as much as I love Bungie, sometimes their matchmaking of skill levels sucks big time!!
    I don’t play much Halo 3 anymore and one of the main reasons is being thrown into games with people of a much higher rank/skill level.

    It’s very off putting when you just want to have a fun game with friends and you’re getting spawn killed or betrayed because your team mates don’t think you’re good enough to wield a “power weapon”

    But then, the second thing I mentioned is more of a LIVE problem, people forget that they once learned how to play these games and they badmouth “n00bs” who are only doing what they would’ve done upon the games release.

  3. Yeah it has got worse over time, I dont help it by playing on my 2nd account but the only reason I do that is because of the matchmaking. Its not fun playing on your main acc by yourself.

    As for badmouthing, we always play in party chat to cancel it out and if im by myself I always test the water before using the mike.

    When all is said and done Halo is awesome and it will forever hold a special place in my gaming heart.

    Thanks for the comment 😉

  4. Yeah it has got worse over time, I dont help it by playing on my 2nd account but the only reason I do that is because of the matchmaking. Its not fun playing on your main acc by yourself.

    As for badmouthing, we always play in party chat to cancel it out and if im by myself I always test the water before using the mike.

    When all is said and done Halo is awesome and it will forever hold a special place in my gaming heart.

    Thanks for the comment 😉

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